The Sex Game!

Sex!

Ah man! Do I love it! Its a great thing. Especially when its with someone your attracted to.

It could be a one night stand, a shared moment between lovers, or even just a quick fix. Whatever it may be it's great!

For girls it a lot easier to come by. In reality at a snap of a finger then can have someone between their legs stroking it like a canvas.

For guys, not so easy. We have to wine and dine, we have to put on our best, we have to be suave and smooth, we have to be sweet and sincere, we have to drop money.....

Or do we really...

No we don't! Talking to a friend of a friend the other night opened my eyes to the fact that women are easier to receive then they may seem.

She expressed to me that as shy as a girl may seem, as stuck up as a girl may seem, as goodie of a girl as she may seem, she will most likely give you some play if...

1. She's slightly attracted to you
2. You have her alone.
3. BE CONFIDENT!

See the whole key is to have the confidence and the swagger to say.."Hey, I'm coming over unlock the door." When women see you do this they look at you in whole different light.

Women want a man who can take control, be a man. If your that confident that you can just take off a girls pants and start doing your thing, you'll be surprised how much more you can do.

The girl will be so turned on by your manliness, your aggressiveness, your confidence that she'll be doing having sex with you and she'll be so caught off guard that in her head she'll be saying.."Am I really fucking this guy? I don't know but its sexy as hell!"

Now I don't mean be aggressive like committing rape. I'm not encouraging any Ike Turners or Chris Brown's. Because I'm not bailing anyone out of jail. I'm just encouraging guys to stop being punks and start being a little more confident in their approach to girls.

Trust.

Mike 3G
www.Dormtainment.com

The Justified Cheat

Cheating is bad!

Is it really though?

Don’t get me wrong now and mistake me for a so call DOG! (Rough)

I think cheating is a bad thing, unless were talking about test and midterms.

But being cheated on is a horrible feeling, you feel violated, disrespected, like you actually consider murder seriously for the first time.

I mean everyone considers killing someone at one point, but when you’ve been cheated on you actually think of ways to kill the other person and get away with it.

Like “If I wear gloves and be very careful they’ll never no it’s me.
But is cheating ever a justified thing?

Well…..That’s been the argument on the tip of tongues for a while now.

Personally I’m stuck between yes and no.

More towards yes because…well, cheating can be justified for many reasons.

Say you and you’ve been cheated on before by a past lover or even the one your with, that can put a permanent scar on your heart that’s hard to bounce back from, and now that your giving relationships another shot you kind of tell yourself you’re not going to get hurt like the last time, so you keep side pieces as I like to call them to insure your heart from being broken to badly again.

As insecure as it may seem, it’s what goes on in our minds as we bounce back from being cheated on.

See relationships can be compared to owning a car and having insurance. When you buy a car you’re not planning on crashing, but you never know what’s going to happen so you buy it anyway.

In a relationship you don’t plan on your significant other to leave you or cheat, but if they do you don’t want to be left out in the cold with no one else to run to or talk to. So you keep insurance (Side girls/boys) around just in case. That way when something does go down, you have someone there to keep you company.

And guys if you do this don’t feel bad, girls have side pieces weather they know it or not. You know how girls always talk about…”Oh, he’s just my friend, he’s like a brother to me.”………BULLSHIT! The week after yall break up her and her “Brother” gone be hugged up and dating.

Now being in a relationship is a lovely thing, don’t let me fool you into thinking it’s just cheating, games and schemes. All I’m telling you is to be careful, never put your all into any one person, because when your all is given and then your all is broken by someone, it’s hard to bounce back from.

So love, be loved, and be careful.
Love with caution..
Mike 3G!
www.Dormtainment.com

Fucking Another Lover!

Sometimes losing someone you love ain't even the worst part.

The worst part is picturing them with someone else.

As selfish as it sounds, seeing someone you use to be with, hugged up, laughing, enjoying the company of someone else is the worst felling in the world! Especially when that person broke up with you.

It make you not want to go anywhere in fear of seeing them with someone else. It makes you not want to answer the phone in fear of your friends telling you they saw them somewhere with someone else.

Kinda just makes you want to move to another state or something.

There should be some kind of agreement between lovers.

You should sit down with your lover right now and say, "Hey Lover, when we break up one of us should move out of the area or something."

It's a tough situation. Everyone knows how it feels to hold on to a relationship just because you didn't want to let that person go to another.

As childish and selfish and whatever else you want to call it, as it may be, It's just reality.

It's just the way humans feel towards things they feel they own.

For example, if you had a car and it ended up being repoed because you couldn't make the payments and then one day you see someone else driving it on the street.

You would feel hurt!

Its like Damn! That was my car! And that person is just driving in it all happy, in my car!

Why do we feel this way?

Even if you so happened to move on and found another lover, we still cringe every time we even think about somebody else stroking the hell out of your ex-girl. Or another girl receiving the love from your ex-man.

Something childish inside of you, something devilish just makes you wish that your ex-significant other never finds another.

As fucked up as it may sound, you cant deny that you never felt that way before.

The truth is when your with someone so long you cant picture them being with someone besides you.

But with the many heartaches and heartbreaks that love comes with, maybe its something we as people are just going to have to get use too.

Mike 3G.
www.Dormtainment.com

I'll Remember

When Im rich I'll remember...

All the little things I use to go through.

Working 16 hours shifts, 5 days a week, from 10 to 2.

When im rich, I'll remember...

Walking, catching buses, taking trains. Especially when Im driving, being driven, or taking planes.

When Im rich, I'll remember...

All the girls who liked the dudes with fly cars and fancy whips. Especially when im pulling girls in my fly cars and fancy whips.

When Im rich, I'll remember..

Waiting for paychecks week after week, when im spending what I use to make in a year in a week.

When Im rich, I'll remember..

The hard times me and my mom went through in the past. When Im rich I can pay off the mortgage, the car, the bills, all in cash.

When Im rich, I'll remember..

The first breakup, the first heart ache, the first love

When Im rich, I'll remember..

The one who made this all possible for me, The One Above!

Mike 3G!
www.Dormtainment.com

Losing The Sisters

Is it me..or....

Does it seem like a lot of our beautiful black women are retrieving to white men.

Not to say that I have a problem with black girls dating white men or visa verse. I just feel like the majority of black women who go to the other side do so because they have been played out, stressed, given multiple headaches from the black male species.

This is why we have lost and will continue to lose some of our finest, intelligent women! Because of sorry ass black men.

Now as a black man I take pride in how I treat my women. I hate to hear black women talk about there done with black men because this, that, and the other. Sometimes I wish I could date them all and show them how well a real black man could treat them., but then i guess i would be proving them right about how black guys are all dogs I guess.

My point is, BLACK MEN!!! Lets do better by our women. Lets prove to them that we are not all dogs. Lets lift our black women up not bring them down. Even when they piss us off and nag and get on our last nerve, "which they do" still! turn the other cheek. Be the bigger person. BE A MAN!

Then maybe our black women would praise us, brag about us about more intellectual things as opposed to only the bedroom and laying the "pipe."

So join the movement with me to keep our black women. Because I don't know about you, but i can stand to lose another Halle Berry.

But hey, maybe it's just me.

Mike 3G!

http://www.dormtainment.com/

Single Lady Anthems

Is it me...or

Am I the only one who gets sick of Beyonce songs in the club. I can’t stand being hyped up with Gucci Bandanas and white bricks to being stabbed in the back, bamboozled, cut off, by single lady anthems.

Not to put down Beyonce or her music, personally I think she’s beautiful. Just not in the club. What am I suppose to do when “Put a Ring on it” comes on?......

Damn sure not dance! No man can dance to that, at least no real man, matter of fact if you see a man dancing to “Im’a Diva” he probally has on extra tight skinny jeans, earrings, a pink scarf, press permed hair, a purse, belt around his waist, and a…. leotard.

Anyway! Like I was saying, another thing that capital T’s me off about Beyonce songs is that she gets all the mad, player hating, fed up with men, women all wriled up! And to make things worse she has a ring on it! She has everything she asks for in her songs. It’s obvious she doesn’t write her own songs. She probably has a a room full of women, who’ve been cheated on, lied to, punk slapped, pistol whipped by men, all in a small room coming up with men destructing songs.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Beyonce’s next single is “Cut It Off” I can hear the lyrics now. “Cut it off, if he dont stop it, chop it like Laurena Bobbit”

But hey maybe its just me!
Ima Ima Diva,
Mike 3G!

http://www.dormtainment.com/

Cat Got Your Tongue!

Is it me.. Or

Am I the only one who hate's when girls can't carry a damn conversation.

Here I am, talking my ass off, trying to hold conversation. And there you are giving me one word answers.

I could understand if you didn't like me, or showed no interest towards me at all. But you gave me "the eye" you gave me "that look" you practically approached me! You gave me your number, told me to call you, and this is how you act! If you didn't like me you shouldn't of came here with me. Now I'm stuck here with Mrs. Mute.

Why do girls do this!? Now I'm uncomfortable, uneasy. And I’m sweating like Michael Jackson and R. Kelly at a daycare center.

Ladies if you do like a guy and he ask you out, do us a favor....TALK! I'm not asking you to pull a truck by your teeth, or spread your butt cheeks. "At least not yet" so try to hold a conversation. Because you don't know how hard and nerve racking it is to hold a conversation with a beautiful girl you just met. So make it easy on me, and all the other men out there.

“I mean I did the grass hoper joke. That usually gets them.

But hay maybe it's just me!

“Say Something!”

Mike 3G

www.Dormtainment.com

Relationship Overkill

Is it me, or........

Do some couples not know when to give each other a break!

Don’t get me wrong, having a significant other is a beautiful thing but sometimes you just have to know when to give each other some space.

I’ve observed so many couples in my lifetime and I’ve seen many types. But the one couple that really gets to me, that crawls my skin, that gives me that nails on chalkboard feeling is the over smothering, all over each other, can’t give themselves a minute of space, oh baby I miss you, I miss you too even though we just seen other, overzealous couple!

Having a relationship is a complicated manor. Many times people take it as being simple. Oh I’ll just do the basics and everything will be good. But it’s not that easy. Being in a successful relationship takes strategizing, you have to say to yourself, “Self, I spent all day with this person , I think I’m going to give it a rest for the day, so I can give them some time to miss me”, “Or self, I was nice to this person all day so I’m going to do this one asshole thing” I mean I know it sounds a little childish but that’s the way things have to be when you’re in a relationship.
I use kids as my prime example for relationships like these.

Say a kid ask for a PS3 all year, he begs and persuades his parents that he wants a PS3 so bad and he’ll mow the lawn and take out the trash everyday if they get it for him. Then Christmas comes and he gets the PS3 and he’s so excited. He plays with the system all day and all night, every day when he gets home from school, after dinner, after homework, when he wakes up, and even when he’s sleeping! Then there comes the day when little by little the kid starts playing with the PS3 less and less. Till the day comes when the PS3 is in the closet somewhere next to a buzz light-year action figure and a G I Go doll. And you ask yourself if the kid loved the system so much why all of a sudden did he get tired of it so quick. Well this is because he didn’t ration his time properly with the system. He played it so much that he got tired of it.

This brings me back to rationing your time with your significant other. See a relationship is like a cake. I could go ham on the cake and eat it all in a day or two. But then after that I won’t have any cake left. Or I could just take a little piece every other day and savor the moment with the cake. An everyday I have a small piece it’s going to keep me wanting to come back for more. And I will never get tired of this cake and the cake and I will be together for a very long time.
My point is this. Savor your relationship. Give each other time to miss each other. Phrases like “I miss you” should be used after days not minutes. Kissing every second when you’re with each other make your lips chapped. Taking a shower with each other every time kills the excitement of seeing each other naked, and cuddling all the time makes you hot.

But Hey Maybe It’s Just Me!
Savor you time with each other
Mike 3G.

www.Dormtainment.com

Name That Smell

Is it me, or....
Do air fresheners names really match their smell. For example, ever go to the supermarket and see an air freshener with a scent like "clean breeze?" The name sounds simple enough, but you ever stop and think to yourself, "self, what does clean breeze really smell like?" Well for me I live in the city, and when i step outside my breeze more smells like fast food chicken and bus smoke.You might also find names like after the rain, tropical mist, and sunny laundry.

Now i don't know about you! But after it rains over here in Downtown Atlanta all I smell and feel is wet dirt and a cold ass wind chill.My point is this. I guess I see the direction that these companies are going when they come up with these names for scents. But my point is, give me a scent i can relate too. A scent that i know. Like how about they make a air freshener that smells like Chicken & Waffles. Yea! Or How about something like Fast Food Fries! Hmmm! I can smell it now.

Picture sitting on the toilet, taking a dump, and reaching for a bottle of "Febreez-Fast Food Fries" See scents like that I can be one with.Imagine someone coming in your room and saying "Wow! That smells good. Are you cooking?" Then you reply, "No, thats my scented candle, Pasta Alfredo and Garlic Bread."I mean I dont know about you, but I prefer the smell of Italian food over a fresh mountain any day!

But Hey Maybe It Is Just Me!"HMMMMM...Is that Bacon!?"

Mike 3G

www.Dormtainment.com