Single Lady Anthems

Is it me...or

Am I the only one who gets sick of Beyonce songs in the club. I can’t stand being hyped up with Gucci Bandanas and white bricks to being stabbed in the back, bamboozled, cut off, by single lady anthems.

Not to put down Beyonce or her music, personally I think she’s beautiful. Just not in the club. What am I suppose to do when “Put a Ring on it” comes on?......

Damn sure not dance! No man can dance to that, at least no real man, matter of fact if you see a man dancing to “Im’a Diva” he probally has on extra tight skinny jeans, earrings, a pink scarf, press permed hair, a purse, belt around his waist, and a…. leotard.

Anyway! Like I was saying, another thing that capital T’s me off about Beyonce songs is that she gets all the mad, player hating, fed up with men, women all wriled up! And to make things worse she has a ring on it! She has everything she asks for in her songs. It’s obvious she doesn’t write her own songs. She probably has a a room full of women, who’ve been cheated on, lied to, punk slapped, pistol whipped by men, all in a small room coming up with men destructing songs.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Beyonce’s next single is “Cut It Off” I can hear the lyrics now. “Cut it off, if he dont stop it, chop it like Laurena Bobbit”

But hey maybe its just me!
Ima Ima Diva,
Mike 3G!

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Cat Got Your Tongue!

Is it me.. Or

Am I the only one who hate's when girls can't carry a damn conversation.

Here I am, talking my ass off, trying to hold conversation. And there you are giving me one word answers.

I could understand if you didn't like me, or showed no interest towards me at all. But you gave me "the eye" you gave me "that look" you practically approached me! You gave me your number, told me to call you, and this is how you act! If you didn't like me you shouldn't of came here with me. Now I'm stuck here with Mrs. Mute.

Why do girls do this!? Now I'm uncomfortable, uneasy. And I’m sweating like Michael Jackson and R. Kelly at a daycare center.

Ladies if you do like a guy and he ask you out, do us a favor....TALK! I'm not asking you to pull a truck by your teeth, or spread your butt cheeks. "At least not yet" so try to hold a conversation. Because you don't know how hard and nerve racking it is to hold a conversation with a beautiful girl you just met. So make it easy on me, and all the other men out there.

“I mean I did the grass hoper joke. That usually gets them.

But hay maybe it's just me!

“Say Something!”

Mike 3G

www.Dormtainment.com

Relationship Overkill

Is it me, or........

Do some couples not know when to give each other a break!

Don’t get me wrong, having a significant other is a beautiful thing but sometimes you just have to know when to give each other some space.

I’ve observed so many couples in my lifetime and I’ve seen many types. But the one couple that really gets to me, that crawls my skin, that gives me that nails on chalkboard feeling is the over smothering, all over each other, can’t give themselves a minute of space, oh baby I miss you, I miss you too even though we just seen other, overzealous couple!

Having a relationship is a complicated manor. Many times people take it as being simple. Oh I’ll just do the basics and everything will be good. But it’s not that easy. Being in a successful relationship takes strategizing, you have to say to yourself, “Self, I spent all day with this person , I think I’m going to give it a rest for the day, so I can give them some time to miss me”, “Or self, I was nice to this person all day so I’m going to do this one asshole thing” I mean I know it sounds a little childish but that’s the way things have to be when you’re in a relationship.
I use kids as my prime example for relationships like these.

Say a kid ask for a PS3 all year, he begs and persuades his parents that he wants a PS3 so bad and he’ll mow the lawn and take out the trash everyday if they get it for him. Then Christmas comes and he gets the PS3 and he’s so excited. He plays with the system all day and all night, every day when he gets home from school, after dinner, after homework, when he wakes up, and even when he’s sleeping! Then there comes the day when little by little the kid starts playing with the PS3 less and less. Till the day comes when the PS3 is in the closet somewhere next to a buzz light-year action figure and a G I Go doll. And you ask yourself if the kid loved the system so much why all of a sudden did he get tired of it so quick. Well this is because he didn’t ration his time properly with the system. He played it so much that he got tired of it.

This brings me back to rationing your time with your significant other. See a relationship is like a cake. I could go ham on the cake and eat it all in a day or two. But then after that I won’t have any cake left. Or I could just take a little piece every other day and savor the moment with the cake. An everyday I have a small piece it’s going to keep me wanting to come back for more. And I will never get tired of this cake and the cake and I will be together for a very long time.
My point is this. Savor your relationship. Give each other time to miss each other. Phrases like “I miss you” should be used after days not minutes. Kissing every second when you’re with each other make your lips chapped. Taking a shower with each other every time kills the excitement of seeing each other naked, and cuddling all the time makes you hot.

But Hey Maybe It’s Just Me!
Savor you time with each other
Mike 3G.

www.Dormtainment.com

Name That Smell

Is it me, or....
Do air fresheners names really match their smell. For example, ever go to the supermarket and see an air freshener with a scent like "clean breeze?" The name sounds simple enough, but you ever stop and think to yourself, "self, what does clean breeze really smell like?" Well for me I live in the city, and when i step outside my breeze more smells like fast food chicken and bus smoke.You might also find names like after the rain, tropical mist, and sunny laundry.

Now i don't know about you! But after it rains over here in Downtown Atlanta all I smell and feel is wet dirt and a cold ass wind chill.My point is this. I guess I see the direction that these companies are going when they come up with these names for scents. But my point is, give me a scent i can relate too. A scent that i know. Like how about they make a air freshener that smells like Chicken & Waffles. Yea! Or How about something like Fast Food Fries! Hmmm! I can smell it now.

Picture sitting on the toilet, taking a dump, and reaching for a bottle of "Febreez-Fast Food Fries" See scents like that I can be one with.Imagine someone coming in your room and saying "Wow! That smells good. Are you cooking?" Then you reply, "No, thats my scented candle, Pasta Alfredo and Garlic Bread."I mean I dont know about you, but I prefer the smell of Italian food over a fresh mountain any day!

But Hey Maybe It Is Just Me!"HMMMMM...Is that Bacon!?"

Mike 3G

www.Dormtainment.com